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2002-05-20 - 6:38 p.m. Today I received the invitation to my 20 year Class Reunion. I can hardly believe it's really been 20 years since I lugged my books through the hallways of my High School. Actually I had always hoped that somehow I'd be among the names of those classmates with no current known address. But, I guess this way when I don't respond they'll know it wasn't because they couldn't find me. I remember at least a third of the people they are hoping to find...I know where some of them are in fact, but don't worry I won't tell. Your secret is safe with me. Part of me wants to fill out the stupid questionaire with my true answers which would go something like this: Name: Please forget you *ever* knew me. Address: No Current Known Address Number of Children: Forget them too. Best High School Memories: That's a joke right? Ok, well skipping school, going home sick and finally walking away forever with my diploma.Oh yeah, I did like those greasy burritos they sold at the box lunch stand. What have you been doing for the past ten years: Well, actually it's been 20 hasn't it? The nightmares are better now. Oh, and I have spent my time working for the American Homeschooler's Organization. You know, to protect future generations. Hmmm. Maybe I'll do just that. And throw in a few toenail clippings for good measure. Nah, only kidding. :)
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